
A Familiar Panic in Global Finance It usually starts the same way. A new decentralised system appears, commentators roll their eyes, regulators clear their throats, and...
Commuters across London were surprised this week when several Underground stations unveiled new vending machines that accept crypto payments. The machines which appear perfectly ordinary from...

A wave of London cafes has officially begun accepting cryptocurrency payments after baristas completed a short online crash course designed to teach the basics of digital...

London, UK — The British pub pint, long regarded as the nation’s most reliable unit of measurement, is now being poured onto the blockchain. A consortium...

Gouda volatility confirmed. By Marco Rossi – Monetary Policy Satirist From Stilton to Smart Contracts Borough Market has always been London’s foodie paradise. Stalls overflow with...

Surge pricing meets meme pricing on London streets. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter A Ride into the Absurd Londoners are used to Uber’s unpredictable...

The humble British pint has long been a barometer of culture and economics. For generations, debates about inflation began not with stock indexes but with the...

Caffeine-backed currency enters rush hour. By Emily Carter – Urban Lifestyle & Finance Blogger Brewing the Future of Payments Londoners already spend small fortunes on coffee,...

Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...

Froth meets finance. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Frothy Cups to Financial Futures London Bridge mornings are a scene of pure chaos....