London, UK — The British pub pint, long regarded as the nation’s most reliable unit of measurement, is now being poured onto the blockchain. A consortium...
Gouda volatility confirmed. By Marco Rossi – Monetary Policy Satirist From Stilton to Smart Contracts Borough Market has always been London’s foodie paradise. Stalls overflow with...
Surge pricing meets meme pricing on London streets. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter A Ride into the Absurd Londoners are used to Uber’s unpredictable...
The humble British pint has long been a barometer of culture and economics. For generations, debates about inflation began not with stock indexes but with the...
Caffeine-backed currency enters rush hour. By Emily Carter – Urban Lifestyle & Finance Blogger Brewing the Future of Payments Londoners already spend small fortunes on coffee,...
Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
Froth meets finance. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Frothy Cups to Financial Futures London Bridge mornings are a scene of pure chaos....
Every clap counts. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Coins in Hats to Crypto in Wallets Covent Garden has always been a stage for...
