Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
Tradition keeps the chain alive. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Myth to Mining The Tower of London’s ravens are legendary. For centuries, superstition...
Handbags for hodlers. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Leather to Ledger Harrods has long been the temple of London luxury. Shoppers wander its...
Extinction becomes speculation. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Fossils to Finance The Natural History Museum is a cathedral of science. Families marvel at...
Catwalks become collectibles. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Swinging Sixties to Smart Contracts Carnaby Street has always been the fashion capital of London’s...
Global Markets: Still Confused, Still Online The financial markets woke up this week like they always do, confused, unstable, and somehow trending on Twitter. Bitcoin briefly...
Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
