Endurance logged on-chain. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Finish Lines to Blockchains The London Marathon has always been about endurance, grit, and charity...
Sandwich liquidity pools live. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Coffee Runs to Contracts The City of London has always thrived on strange financial...
Roses, rare and tradable. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Botanical Beauty to Blockchain Kew Gardens has long been London’s pride, showcasing exotic plants,...
Trending routes only. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Oyster to Online Trends London’s double-decker buses are iconic. Tourists pose on the top...
From Street Art to Smart Contracts Shoreditch has long been London’s capital of graffiti. Brick walls burst with neon tags, tourists pose beside murals, and artists...
From Queues to Clout Soho has always been London’s nightlife capital. Velvet ropes, neon signs, and endless queues define the district’s clubs. But according to viral...
Sip scarce, drink rare. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Craft Beer to Crypto Beer Hackney has long been London’s craft beer capital. Hipster...
Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
Tradition keeps the chain alive. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Myth to Mining The Tower of London’s ravens are legendary. For centuries, superstition...
Handbags for hodlers. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Leather to Ledger Harrods has long been the temple of London luxury. Shoppers wander its...
