Flights delayed, wallets rugged. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer Shopping Meets Speculation Heathrow Airport has always been a paradise for duty-free shopping. Perfume counters...
Buy fast fashion, pay with fast tokens. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Handbags to Hash Rates Oxford Street is London’s retail heart. Department...
Fried chicken meets financial speculation. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst Finger Lickin’ Finance Brixton has always been a hub of culture, food, and music....
Buy fridge magnets with blockchain hype. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Cash to Crypto Clutter Camden Market is famous for its bustling stalls,...
Beer discounts triggered by blockchain consensus. By Oliver Hayes – Meme Economy Correspondent From Barstools to Blockchain London pubs are famous for their cosy interiors, sticky...
Flush carefully, markets are volatile. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Utilities to Unpredictability Thames Water has always been the target of jokes. Leaks,...
Collateral never smelled so greasy. By Hannah Reed – Food & Finance Satirist From Pastries to Portfolios Westfield Mall has always been about indulgence. Shiny stores,...
Fried value, pegged to nostalgia. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Batter to Blockchain Fish and chips have long been Britain’s comfort food. Greasy...
Every rotation decides your portfolio. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Ferris Wheel to Finance Wheel The London Eye has always been one of...
Strut your clout, not your clothes. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Couture to Codes London Fashion Week has always been a spectacle....
