Faith meets fintech at the altar. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Hymns to Hash Rates Westminster Abbey has always been one of London’s...
Astrology charts outperform Wall Street analysts yet again. By Oliver Hayes – Meme Economy Correspondent The Market Meets the Stars London traders woke up to another...
By Hannah Reed – Heritage and Finance Satirist A New Time Standard for London For centuries, Big Ben has been London’s proud timekeeper, chiming reliably across...
By Hannah Reed – Nightlife and Finance Satirist From Bar Tab to Blockchain Camden, long famous for its live music, tattoo shops, and rowdy pubs, has...
Tomatoes pegged to market mood. By David Karim – Heritage & Meme Markets Writer From Barcodes to Blockchain British supermarkets are a daily ritual for millions....
Every tick is tokenised. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Bell Towers to Blockchains Big Ben has long been London’s timeless symbol. The...
Heat traded on-chain. By David Karim – Heritage & Meme Markets Writer From Curry to Crypto Brick Lane has long been the beating heart of London’s...
Mind the gap, validate the chain. By Marco Rossi – Monetary Policy Satirist From Signal Failures to Smart Contracts The London Underground has always been notorious...
Tradition Meets Crypto Chaos The Queen’s Guard is famous worldwide for its stoic discipline. Tourists crowd Buckingham Palace to test whether the soldiers will flinch, blink,...
Oyster cards get replaced by crypto wallets that crash mid-commute. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter A New Commute for Londoners London commuters thought they...
