Tagline: Prices fluctuate, but trauma is forever. By: Coin Flipper 69 Global Markets: Still Confused, Still Online The financial markets woke up this week like they...
Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
By: Lost Luggage Economist Airports Full, Wallets Empty The world is traveling again. Airports are packed, suitcases are overstuffed, and boarding gates echo with the familiar...
Tricks validated on-chain. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Kickflips to Crypto The Southbank undercroft has always been London’s mecca for skaters. Tourists gather...
Interest is up, but nobody’s interested. By: Janet Yellen, Mommy Breaking Story The U.S. Federal Reserve raised interest rates again this week in a desperate attempt...
Every sip staked. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Mojitos to Mining Soho is London’s nightlife heartbeat. Neon lights blaze, bartenders shake cocktails with...
Every stride counts. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Crosswalks to Crypto Oxford Circus is the beating heart of central London. Shoppers rush between...
