Roses, rare and tradable. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Botanical Beauty to Blockchain Kew Gardens has long been London’s pride, showcasing exotic plants,...
Trending routes only. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Oyster to Online Trends London’s double-decker buses are iconic. Tourists pose on the top...
Spray, scan, stake. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Street Art to Smart Contracts Shoreditch has long been London’s capital of graffiti. Brick...
Dance for access, post for proof. By Oliver Hayes – Meme Economy Correspondent From Queues to Clout Soho has always been London’s nightlife capital. Velvet ropes,...
Sip scarce, drink rare. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Craft Beer to Crypto Beer Hackney has long been London’s craft beer capital. Hipster...
Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
Tradition keeps the chain alive. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Myth to Mining The Tower of London’s ravens are legendary. For centuries, superstition...
Handbags for hodlers. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Leather to Ledger Harrods has long been the temple of London luxury. Shoppers wander its...
Extinction becomes speculation. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Fossils to Finance The Natural History Museum is a cathedral of science. Families marvel at...
Catwalks become collectibles. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Swinging Sixties to Smart Contracts Carnaby Street has always been the fashion capital of London’s...
