Collateral never smelled so greasy. By Hannah Reed – Food & Finance Satirist From Pastries to Portfolios Westfield Mall has always been about indulgence. Shiny stores,...
Fried value, pegged to nostalgia. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Batter to Blockchain Fish and chips have long been Britain’s comfort food. Greasy...
Every rotation decides your portfolio. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Ferris Wheel to Finance Wheel The London Eye has always been one of...
Strut your clout, not your clothes. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Couture to Codes London Fashion Week has always been a spectacle....
Tradition collides with memes on parade. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Silence to Screens The Royal Guards at Buckingham Palace are known worldwide...
Pay in likes, sip in style. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Espresso to Exposure Shoreditch has always been London’s laboratory for quirky trends....
Carry couture, store crypto. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Handbags to Hard Wallets Harrods, London’s temple of luxury, has always sold handbags...
Time itself is now audited. By Marco Rossi – Monetary Policy Satirist From Sundials to Smart Contracts Greenwich Mean Time has long been the backbone of...
Every crumb fuels the chain. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Birdseed to Blockchain Pigeons have always been Trafalgar Square’s unofficial residents. Tourists...
No token, no tacos. By Elena Foster – Culture & Finance Writer From Queues to Quotas London’s street food markets are legendary. Borough Market, Camden Lock,...
