
Peel, trade, repeat. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Bananas to Blockchain The London Zoo is famous for its lions, penguins, and giraffes, but...

Paddle, pay, validate. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Quacks to Crypto Camden Lock has always been one of London’s quirkiest corners. Tourists stroll...

Every outfit is an asset. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Catwalks to Crypto Wallets London Fashion Week is more than runway shows. Outside...

Every step earns tokens. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Ceremony to Cryptocurrency The Buckingham Palace guards are symbols of British tradition. Tourists snap...

Froth meets finance. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Frothy Cups to Financial Futures London Bridge mornings are a scene of pure chaos....

Traffic waits for blockchain. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Steam Engines to Smart Contracts Tower Bridge has always been London’s iconic crossing. Its...

The higher the spin, the higher the stake. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Sightseeing to Speculation The London Eye has always been one...

From Stage to Smart Contracts London’s West End is the beating heart of theatre. Audiences queue outside for Shakespeare revivals, Hamilton tickets sell out in minutes,...

Endurance logged in crypto. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Morning Runs to Market Runs Hyde Park has always been London’s green escape. Families...

Late arrivals are logged forever. By Elena Foster – Culture & Finance Writer From Timetables to Tokens King’s Cross Station is one of London’s busiest transport...