Crypto Influencer Launches Course on Losing Money Faster

Now with a 100 percent success rate in liquidations.

By Jonathan Reyes – Meme Culture Editor

The Rise of a New Guru

London’s crypto scene has no shortage of self-proclaimed gurus. But one influencer has taken the trend to absurd heights. Instead of promising riches, he has launched a course that teaches people how to lose money even faster. The program, marketed as “Crash Course in Crypto,” guarantees what others only achieve accidentally: liquidation within 24 hours.

The course includes six modules, each focusing on common blunders. Titles range from “How to Buy the Top” to “Forgetting Your Seed Phrase with Style.” The influencer claims his students will “learn in days what took me years of bad decisions.”

From Motivation to Meme

The launch video opens with the influencer sitting in a Canary Wharf café, surrounded by empty coffee cups. He declares, “Most influencers promise gains. I promise you pain. But at least it will be educational.”

The parody worked. Within hours, the video trended across TikTok and X. Thousands signed up, either for the meme value or to see just how bad the advice could get. The influencer even offered a “VIP tier” where he personally ignores your stop losses.

Fake or Real?

The headline sparked Fake or Real polls instantly. On Instagram, 58 percent of users voted that the course must be real. One comment read, “This is the most honest influencer I’ve ever seen.” Another countered, “Fake. No one would admit they are this bad. Then again, maybe honesty sells.”

The blurred line between satire and reality only fueled the hype. People did not know whether they were laughing at a parody or participating in a genuine product.

Course Curriculum Highlights

Students who shared screenshots revealed the bizarre content. One module teaches how to follow Twitter tips from anonymous accounts with cartoon avatars. Another explains how to ignore basic math when calculating leverage.

The final lesson, titled “Ultimate YOLO,” encourages students to put their life savings into a meme coin minutes before it collapses. The disclaimer simply reads: “Refunds not available.”

Top Comments from the Internet

• “Finally, a course that delivers exactly what it promises.”
• “I lost 90 percent of my portfolio. Best investment I ever made.”
• “At least now my parents believe me when I say it was educational.”

Meme Storm Across London

London’s pubs and cafés echoed with jokes about the course. Posters parodying university adverts appeared in Shoreditch with slogans like “Learn Fast, Lose Faster.” Comedians used it in their sets, joking that Britain should replace GCSEs with crypto trading disasters.

Even mainstream news outlets covered the story, half seriously and half ironically. A BBC anchor asked, “In an era where scams hide behind promises of wealth, is honesty about failure the strangest scam of all?”

Why People Love the Joke

Behind the humor lies a deeper truth. Many investors already know the pain of losing money. A course that admits failure upfront resonates with a generation disillusioned by false promises. It is a satire of both finance and self-help culture.

One London economics student said, “It’s brilliant. He is mocking the entire system by giving us what we already expect.”

Conclusion

Whether the influencer’s course is fake or real hardly matters anymore. The idea alone has captured the public’s imagination. It reflects how deeply meme culture has infiltrated finance. In a world where losses are common, laughing at them might be the only way to cope.

So if you ever feel tempted to join, remember. The only guaranteed return is regret, but at least this time it comes with a certificate.

By Jonathan Reyes – Meme Culture Editor
jonathan.reyes@londonews.com