London, UK. In a move blending culinary comfort with crypto chaos, Greggs has announced the launch of “Sausage RollCoin”, a bakery-backed digital currency designed to restore...
London, UK. The Bank of England’s quarterly inflation report took an unexpected turn after its live broadcast accidentally displayed Dogecoin price charts instead of traditional economic indicators....
By Hannah Reed – Nightlife and Finance Satirist From Bar Tab to Blockchain Camden, long famous for its live music, tattoo shops, and rowdy pubs, has...
Promising refunds in the form of free pints and wrong answers. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter A Collapse Rebranded London pubs are famous for...
Groceries become the hottest altcoin of 2025. By Jonathan Reyes – Meme Culture Editor Loyalty Becomes Liquid Tesco shoppers have long treasured their Clubcard points. A...
By Hannah Reed – Consumer and Finance Satirist From Unexpected Item to Unexpected Blockchain Tesco’s self-checkouts have long frustrated shoppers with their robotic cries of “Unexpected...
Your flight may be delayed, but your JPEG is secure. By Emily Carter – Urban Lifestyle & Finance Blogger A Terminally Digital Experience Heathrow Airport is...
