Handbags for hodlers. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Leather to Ledger Harrods has long been the temple of London luxury. Shoppers wander its...
Extinction becomes speculation. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Fossils to Finance The Natural History Museum is a cathedral of science. Families marvel at...
Catwalks become collectibles. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Swinging Sixties to Smart Contracts Carnaby Street has always been the fashion capital of London’s...
Tagline: Prices fluctuate, but trauma is forever. By: Coin Flipper 69 Global Markets: Still Confused, Still Online The financial markets woke up this week like they...
Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
By: Lost Luggage Economist Airports Full, Wallets Empty The world is traveling again. Airports are packed, suitcases are overstuffed, and boarding gates echo with the familiar...
Tricks validated on-chain. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Kickflips to Crypto The Southbank undercroft has always been London’s mecca for skaters. Tourists gather...
