Heritage meets hype cycles. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Crowns to Crypto Kensington Palace has always attracted visitors eager to glimpse royal history....
Endurance logged on-chain. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Finish Lines to Blockchains The London Marathon has always been about endurance, grit, and charity...
Sandwich liquidity pools live. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Coffee Runs to Contracts The City of London has always thrived on strange financial...
Roses, rare and tradable. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Botanical Beauty to Blockchain Kew Gardens has long been London’s pride, showcasing exotic plants,...
Trending routes only. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Oyster to Online Trends London’s double-decker buses are iconic. Tourists pose on the top...
Spray, scan, stake. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Street Art to Smart Contracts Shoreditch has long been London’s capital of graffiti. Brick...
Dance for access, post for proof. By Oliver Hayes – Meme Economy Correspondent From Queues to Clout Soho has always been London’s nightlife capital. Velvet ropes,...
Sip scarce, drink rare. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Craft Beer to Crypto Beer Hackney has long been London’s craft beer capital. Hipster...
Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
Tradition keeps the chain alive. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Myth to Mining The Tower of London’s ravens are legendary. For centuries, superstition...
