Extinction becomes speculation. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Fossils to Finance The Natural History Museum is a cathedral of science. Families marvel at...
Catwalks become collectibles. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Swinging Sixties to Smart Contracts Carnaby Street has always been the fashion capital of London’s...
Global Markets: Still Confused, Still Online The financial markets woke up this week like they always do, confused, unstable, and somehow trending on Twitter. Bitcoin briefly...
Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
Airports Full, Wallets Empty The world is traveling again. Airports are packed, suitcases are overstuffed, and boarding gates echo with the familiar cry: “Final call for...
Tricks validated on-chain. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Kickflips to Crypto The Southbank undercroft has always been London’s mecca for skaters. Tourists gather...
Breaking Story The U.S. Federal Reserve raised interest rates again this week in a desperate attempt to fight inflation. Economists cheered, markets panicked, and Gen Z...
