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1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using the website (“London News”), you agree to these Terms. If you disagree with any part of them, please stop using the website.

2. What We Provide

We publish satire, memes, crypto gossip, and humorous commentary—including content that may be exaggerated, fictional, or taken in jest. All content is for entertainment. Nothing here constitutes financial, legal, or professional advice.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on London News—memes, headlines, commentary, polls, graphics, etc.—is owned by or licensed to us. You are welcome to share or screenshot for personal, non-commercial use, provided attribution is given. Any reproduction, adaptation, or commercial use without our written consent is prohibited.

4. User Conduct

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5. Third-Party Links & Content

We may link to or embed content from other sites (news, crypto, social media, etc.). We do not guarantee the accuracy, legality, or appropriateness of external content. You access such material at your own risk.

6. No Warranties or Guarantees

We don’t guarantee our content is always correct, up-to-date, or that you’ll always laugh. Use at your own judgment. We expressly disclaim liability for any loss or damage arising from your reliance on our content.

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8. Modifications

We reserve the right to revise or replace these Terms at any time. Revisions take effect when posted. Continued use of London News after changes means you accept the new Terms.

9. Governing Law These Terms are governed by the laws of England & Wales (or if Scotland/NI is more appropriate, adjust accordingly). Any disputes will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the UK courts.