Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
Airports Full, Wallets Empty The world is traveling again. Airports are packed, suitcases are overstuffed, and boarding gates echo with the familiar cry: “Final call for...
Tricks validated on-chain. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Kickflips to Crypto The Southbank undercroft has always been London’s mecca for skaters. Tourists gather...
Breaking Story The U.S. Federal Reserve raised interest rates again this week in a desperate attempt to fight inflation. Economists cheered, markets panicked, and Gen Z...
Every sip staked. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Mojitos to Mining Soho is London’s nightlife heartbeat. Neon lights blaze, bartenders shake cocktails with...
Every stride counts. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Crosswalks to Crypto Oxford Circus is the beating heart of central London. Shoppers rush between...
Peel, trade, repeat. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Bananas to Blockchain The London Zoo is famous for its lions, penguins, and giraffes, but...
