Waves of speculation. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Oars to On-Chain The River Thames has long been London’s liquid highway. Tourists sip...
Neon meets NFTs. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Neon Lights to Nodes Piccadilly Circus has always been London’s glowing heart. Its towering billboards...
Desks become digital assets. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Coffee Desks to Crypto Desks Shoreditch has long been London’s playground for startups. Exposed...
Endurance for exchange. ✍️ By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Running Shoes to Smart Contracts The London Marathon is one of the city’s most...
Tricks validated on-chain. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Kickflips to Crypto The Southbank undercroft has always been London’s mecca for skaters. Tourists gather...
Every sip staked. By James Porter – Political Satire Analyst From Mojitos to Mining Soho is London’s nightlife heartbeat. Neon lights blaze, bartenders shake cocktails with...
Every stride counts. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Crosswalks to Crypto Oxford Circus is the beating heart of central London. Shoppers rush between...
Peel, trade, repeat. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Bananas to Blockchain The London Zoo is famous for its lions, penguins, and giraffes, but...
Paddle, pay, validate. By Ada Walker – Fintech Satire Analyst From Quacks to Crypto Camden Lock has always been one of London’s quirkiest corners. Tourists stroll...
Every step earns tokens. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Ceremony to Cryptocurrency The Buckingham Palace guards are symbols of British tradition. Tourists snap...
