Tradition Meets Crypto Chaos The Queen’s Guard is famous worldwide for its stoic discipline. Tourists crowd Buckingham Palace to test whether the soldiers will flinch, blink,...
Oyster cards get replaced by crypto wallets that crash mid-commute. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter A New Commute for Londoners London commuters thought they...
Music validated on-chain. By Jonathan Reyes – Satirical Policy Writer From Pennies to Protocols London’s Underground has always been alive with music. Saxophonists echo through tunnels,...
Surge pricing meets meme pricing on London streets. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter A Ride into the Absurd Londoners are used to Uber’s unpredictable...
Street sales meet digital scarcity. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Print to Protocols For decades, the Big Issue magazine has been a staple...
Books stamped on blockchain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Quiet Halls to Digital Hype The British Library has always been a temple of...
Because nothing fuels panic withdrawals like energy drinks. By Elena Foster – Culture & Finance Writer A New Kind of Panic In London’s financial districts, the...
Politics pegged to popularity. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer From Parliament to Platforms Westminster debates are usually dry affairs. MPs drone over policy, opposition...
Carrots with digital twins are priced above Bitcoin. By Hannah Reed – Food & Finance Satirist From Stalls to Servers Borough Market has long been a...
Pay rent in tokens, but deposits are still due in tears. By Sophie Malik – Satirical Markets Writer Property Meets the Blockchain London property has always...
