Patience priced live. By Zara Khan – Satire & Markets Columnist From Queues to Crypto Heathrow Airport is globally known for long queues, restless passengers, and...
Financial modelling has been replaced by trending choreography. By Jonathan Reyes – Meme Culture Editor Canary Wharf Chaos Canary Wharf bankers are usually blamed for risky...
Lick, stick, stake. By David Karim – Heritage & Meme Markets Writer From Postage to Protocols The Royal Mail has always been a symbol of British...
Knowledge has gas fees. By Hannah Reed – Meme Culture Analyst From Bar Tabs to Blockchains Camden has always been famous for its pubs, music, and...
Every note is a block. By Elena Foster – Culture & Finance Writer From Hymns to Hash Rates St. Paul’s Cathedral has long been one of...
Meter running on-chain. By David Karim – Heritage & Meme Markets Writer From Meters to Mining London’s black cabs are world famous. Tourists marvel at the...
Sandwich liquidity pools live. By Daniel Karim – Crypto Scandals Reporter From Coffee Runs to Contracts The City of London has always thrived on strange financial...
Trending routes only. By Emily Carter – Lifestyle & Satire Blogger From Oyster to Online Trends London’s double-decker buses are iconic. Tourists pose on the top...
Sip scarce, drink rare. By Priya Malhotra – Urban Finance Reporter From Craft Beer to Crypto Beer Hackney has long been London’s craft beer capital. Hipster...
Ride the current, ride the chain. By Alexandra Chen – Tech Satire Columnist From Rowboats to Real-Time Tokens The River Thames has long been London’s liquid...
